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CrystalVelocity

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IF I GET ANY "THANK YOU 4 THE FAV" COMMENTS ON MY MAIN PAGE I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN, RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT, EAT IT AND THEN DO THE SAME TO YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING LEFT OF YOU.

COMPRENDE?
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Fun tag!

1 min read
I got tagged, so here goes, I choose by no surprise QOTSA!

1. Are you male or female?
"Hangin' Tree"

2. Describe yourself.
"You think I ain't worth a penny but I feel like a millionaire"

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
"Noone knows"

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
"Shallow be thy game"

5. Describe your current relationship.
"God is on the Radio"

6. Where would you want to be now?
"Under the bridge"

7. How do you feel about love?
"First it Giveth"

8. What's your life like?
"A song for the dead"

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
"Six Shooter"

10. Say something wise.
"Go with the flow"
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The rules:

1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged
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The Facts:

1. I'm just awake from a bad night's sleep (I slept at 4:30 because we decided to go and play football at the nearby square at 2:00).

2. I'm going to Athens for a concert again and I'm worried concerning how that will affect my revision schedule :P.

3. I haven't posted something really interesting so far.

4. So I will tell you I don't like the pre-play in sex a lot.

5. I can't find any point in many things in life lately but I expect that to change soon enough!

6. I'm preparing for a hard-work's year :(.

7. I'm gonna watch an interesting football game with friends tommorow!

8. I don't like deviantArt at all and that's growing in me day by day, only thing that keeps me in it is friends

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I hereby tag:

~kynthia
~Stulf
~LeBW
*Rikochet
~Endelva
~RaspK-FOG
*Egir (Not sure if he likes to be tagged :P)
~scavengerpan
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Funny

2 min read
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What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, i don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now i'm mumblin' and i'm screamin'
And i don't know what i'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what i'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

It's unintel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?)
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like madonna
Here we are now, we're nirvana

Sing distinctly? we don't wanna
Buy our album, we're nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And i forgot the next verse
Oh well, i guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, i'm yellin' and we're playin'
But i don't know what i'm sayin'
What's the message i'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what i'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so -- well, i'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!
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Obscure

2 min read
Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It’s fun to lose
And to pretend
She’s overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello

With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

I’m worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello

And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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Σου γράφω πάλι από ανάγκη
η ώρα πέντε το πρωί
το μόνο πράγμα που 'χει μείνει
όρθιο στον κόσμο είσαι εσύ

Τι να τις κάνω τις τιμές τους
τα λόγια τα θεατρικά
μες στην οθόνη του μυαλού μου
χάρτινα είδωλα νεκρά

Να μ' αγαπάς όσο μπορείς να μ' αγαπάς

Κοιτάζοντας μες στον καθρέφτη
βλέπω ένα πρόσωπο γνωστό
κι ίσως η ασχήμια του να φύγει
μόλις πλυθώ και ξυριστώ

Βρωμάει η ανάσα απ' τα τσιγάρα
βαραίνει ο νους μου απ' τα πολλά
στον τοίχο κάποια Μόνα Λίζα
σε φέρνει ακόμα πιο κοντά

Να μ' αγαπάς όσο μπορείς να μ' αγαπάς

Αν και τελειώνει αυτό το γράμμα
η ανάγκη μου δε σταματά
σαν το πουλί πάνω στο σύρμα
σαν τον αλήτη που γυρνά

Θέλω να 'ρθείς και να μ' ανάψεις
το παραμύθι να μου πεις
σαν μάνα γη να μ' αγκαλιάσεις
σαν άσπρο φως να ξαναρθείς.
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